ALSO KNOWN AS TOXEH SPOOGE DAY!

oh my fucking god, where the hell do i start with this? Overall i absolutely looooved the movie, some parts had me going 'eeeeeeeehh....' but overall it was AWSOME. Uhm, so i guess i'll just make a list or something XD ya'll are warned for spoilers!



hmmm, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, lets start with the humans 8D
Sam's parents, oh god XD those two just freaken crack me the fuck up. You have no idea XD i normally hate humans in movies like this, but god if they dont make for some GREAT moments, and not just in comedy shots too. Especally when sam was dead before the primes came to him, when judy was screaming his name. Epic.

Mekaela or however her name is spelled. Well...she can go jump off a cliff. I've always hated her, and im pretty sure i always will. Filllllerrrr girlfriend character! Then there was leo, who had no part what-so-ever in any transformers anything before, but over all I didnt mind him to much, hes growing on me ever so slightly. And then we have simmons, dear dear simmons you freak XD god i hated him in the first movie, but god did he make me laugh in this one. ONE MAN. ONE DESTINY or whatever he kept spewing XD

And that leads me to sam, uhm...didnt really like the whole mental connection with the primes at all...that just struck a bad nerve. But skitzo-sam made for happy toxeh. Who else noticed the Cloverfield poster in his dorm? That was a pretty cool add in i thought. Uhm other than that sam is sam, i cant hate him, but i cant really like him.

AND NOW FOR THE TRANSFORMERS!

BLACKOUT. BLACKOUT YOU 33 FOOT HUNK OF SEX ON ROTORS YOU CAME BACK BUT THEN YOU FUCKING DIED BY GETTING YOUR FACE RIPPED IN HALF BY PRIME. But christ, if I was to die, i would want a seriously epic death like that. I wasnt too keen on having all the dead cons come back, eh, it was okay, but a big let down at the end. Poor blackie, you'll always still be one of my favorites.

AND THEN WE HAVE SOUNDWAVE. FUCK YES. YES. YES. YES. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. HOW MANY TIMES CAN I SAY YES TO HIM AND HIS FIBER OPTIC CABLES THAT MADE MY FANGIRL MIND GO IN ALL KINDS OF NAUGHTY PLACES! Omg, new favorite character you sexy bastard. I slept with my sounders figure last night XD yes i did! But oh man, only one thing bothered me about him: He didnt have his electronic voice like in all the other transformers. But fuck if his mouth wasnt one of the coolest mouths i've ever seen! UUURGH. yes. satallite raeps tiemz 8D And then we have ravage, who was reaaaally tiny compaired to sounders, but thats okay. Ravage was kickass, i love the way it moved, i loved the little nanite thin mech it spit out to steal the fragment, i just loved ravage, seriously best drone ever. Move over scorponok! You've been replaced!

Uhm then we have the stalker girlfriend of sams who turned out to be a robot. Overkill, uneeded, could have used one, one of bay's 'LETS SEE HOW MUCH SHIT WE CAN CRAM INTO THIS MOVIE!' deals. Didnt like it, cool effects switching from holohuman to robot, but uneeded.

And then the iiiitty bitty doctor that revived megs/implanted sam. Wtf, wtf is up with these designers and their shitty optics? Really. nock it the fuck off. Same with wheely, that could have just been avoided. I HATED that thing, i HATED it. Go hump mikaelas leg as she jumps off a freaken cliff, seriously. Same thing with the kitchen coming to life. It was awsome, but completely unniessisary. But yah, whomever keeps designing the wide opticed and massive and cartoony teeth needs to stop. They have so many kickass designs in the movie that they totally take it away.

And starscream! Fucking christ on a cracker how i HATED HAAATED how they did him in the first. But now he's so in character and grovveling and snivling and just megatron's bitch it made me so happy XD But oh my god, his facal expressions were amazing, really XD too cute! Cowardly starscream, you won a place in my heart!

Megatron, oh man. I loved him and i hated him. I loved how he was so...dirty when he found sam again XD oh god, my mind didnt go good places with that XD And of course X3 when he got hurt he just had to call on his little bitch starscream! God i LOVED the interactions between those two. I LOVED IT LOVED IT LOVED IT LOOOVED IT. But I cannot picture him as the fallens 'apprentice' Megatron is just not submissive to anyone, NO ONE. So i didnt like that, at all. But god i lvoed his giant crab claw thing, tank mode i really liked too.

Then the fallen. Well, he was a really kickass bad guy, i loved his beard thing XD he twitched when he was happy XD he totally did! It reminded me of how shrimp and lobsters move with their little undilating fin things. And omg, his design made me so goddamn happy, the way his shoulders and hips attached, the big struts making a V shape on either side of his torso. Fuck yeah. I loved the total egyptian feel he had too, that really made me delighted. And he just spoke so well XD he was over all a really decent character, kinda the classy bad guy who you know is going to get what he wants one way or another, because he's gone insane from waiting for so damn long.

The constructicons were really awsome too, anyone else REALLY want a hood ornament of the 'con headded dog? Cuz i do XD, devistator totally needed more time in action though, he was just so cool, and just not enough screen play for him D8 I loved his head design, the quad grinders in his mouth (which was a really epic mouth) AND GREEN OPTICS. GREEN! i loved that! his whole trick with the sand was awsome! I just wish he really did eat that goddamn twin -_-

The twins. I hated them. I despised them, get them the fuck out of the movie and -KILL- whoever designed them. Seriously buck teeth? Bulgy eyes. GTFO. no. no. [link]. Just...urgh. NO.

And then jetfire. At first I was really against him, seeing as im a fan of G1 jetfire, but the more i watched the more I grew to him, i still am and im really getting to like him XD Crotchity old man for the win! And his teleporting XD christ that made me laugh so much, i just wanted to see him do it again because he made me giggle so much. His big heroic speech to sam and telling him to just prance around in a dessert, no less a foreign country, made me laugh to. You old coot. Again, favorites DIE.


Uhm...whom i forgetting now, bummer that ratchet didnt have hardly anything in this movie, that sucked. I liked him XD Same with 'hide, but he was still pretty awsome. OH OH AND THE NEW AUTOBOTS.

Sideswipe, corvette, you sexy beast you. Your feet make me warm and fuzzy inside (WHEELS) and christ your cocky ass attitude. God and a sexi car alt mode? yez please 8D am i sure glad i got him along with my soundwave figure. I woulda been pissed at myself if i didnt. And then the arcee...triplets? I never liked her, so PBLEH. I laughed when the purple one got her chest blown up when she was trying to get to sam XD atleast they had some really awsome designs! Loving the wheel bottom. I seriously have so many ideas now.

Uhm. Optimus. WTF?! Take a wee bit to much steriod testosterone pills or something dude? Did anyone else notice how incredibly violent he was? Seriously, he was going over the top. I cant see him saying 'any last words', or y'know...ripping a mech's head appart, or ripping out the fallen's spark and crushing it in his fist. Man, stressed much? I really didnt like this optimus at all. not one bit



Overall? 9/10, loved it, i seriously loved it. I wanna see it again 8D anyone up for seeing it again 8D i'll go! Toxeh go 8D! Though it seemed like bay was really trying to cram way to much into one movie, but the whole alien war part was down spot on, loved all of my favorites, they really made the movie work. They made me forget the shit parts x.x So yeah, awsome movie. GO SEE IT IF YOU HAVNT!