So the server at invisionfree is down. For like...2 hours while they repair it or something.


I may die.


I NEED MAH RP BOARDS MAN D8!


That silly little D8 face cannot display, in correct terms, how distraught I am of this.





No this journal is not a ploy to get that old journal off my page.


For those of you lovies who took the time to read this vomit of my finger's skills with typing, you get A. to go post in my shoutbox (DO IT), AND B. A virtual cookie. Enjoy it.

Edit! Kay so, talking with balu to relieve boredom. It should be done more often.
(I'm Caligula, she's Birdplane)

Caligula says (12:49 AM):
;nn;
EVERYWHERE IS DEAD D8

I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane.. I'm a birdplane. says (12:50 AM):
e-Apocalypssse DD8

Caligula says (12:50 AM):
yessssssssssssssss ;n;

I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane.. I'm a birdplane. says (12:51 AM):
On the plus side my lairon evolved c:

Caligula says (12:51 AM):
bweh?

I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane.. I'm a birdplane. says (12:51 AM):
On gpxplus |D

Caligula says (12:51 AM):
oooh

Caligula says (12:56 AM):
this is terrible XD

Caligula says (12:57 AM):
i have nothing to do now

I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane.. I'm a birdplane. says (12:57 AM):
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO?

Caligula says (12:57 AM):
WHUT?

I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane.. I'm a birdplane. says (12:57 AM):
GO WATCH EVERY EPISODE OF BURNT FACE MAN ON YOUTUBE.
AND HIS NEMISES, BASTARD MAN!

Caligula says (12:57 AM):
*points to the unhappy gods of dialup*

I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane.. I'm a birdplane. says (12:57 AM):
ARE YOU A CRIME.. INAL. A CRIMINAL!

I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane.. I'm a birdplane. says (12:58 AM):
I MAY HAVE A BURNT FACE, BUT I CAN STILL FIGHT CRIME.
AH-AH-AH-AH.

Caligula says (12:58 AM):
.3.

I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane.. I'm a birdplane. says (12:58 AM):
I'M NOT GAY.
YES YOU ARE. BURNT FACE GAY MAN.
AH-AH-AH-AH

Caligula says (12:59 AM):
<||=====3
i drew a penis
with my keyboard
im stupidly entertained
but yes, anywho

I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane.. I'm a birdplane. says (12:59 AM):
PUT THAT AWAY YOU SLATTERN.

Caligula says (12:59 AM):
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
BUT

I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane.. I'm a birdplane. says (12:59 AM):
YOU.. YOU.. HARLOT!

Caligula says (12:59 AM):
I CANNOT BEHOLD BURNT FACE MAN
*GASP*
I

Caligula says (1:00 AM):
I ONLY DID IT FOR THE MONEY D8
I HAVE FIVE CHILDREN ALL UNDER THE AGE OF SIX MONTHS OLD
I NEED CASH D8

I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane.. I'm a birdplane. says (1:00 AM):
YOU, MADAM, ARE A JEZEBEL.

Caligula says (1:00 AM):
;n; i have no idea what jezebel means but im pretty sure its deserving of the ;n; face

Caligula says (1:01 AM):
...i named Dog Jezabiel...now i regret doing so...

I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane.. I'm a birdplane. says (1:01 AM):
Roflroflroflrofl.
YOUR DOG, MADAM, IS A STRUMPET.

Caligula says (1:01 AM):
SHOOOSH
HE NEEDS HELP OKAY

I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane.. I'm a birdplane. says (1:01 AM):
OLOL GOT CONFUSED FOR A SECOND THERE.

Caligula says (1:01 AM):
*totally read that as 'YOUR DOG IS A CRUMPET'

I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane.. I'm a birdplane. says (1:02 AM):
HAVE I TOLD YOU I ALWAYS IMAGINE 'ROFL' TO BE THE SOUND A LARGE DOG WOULD MAKE IF IT COULD LAUGH?
XDDDD
NOMNOM.

Caligula says (1:02 AM):
...how does rofl turn into a laughing sound?
hyenas are the closes thing to a laughing dog you can get

I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane.. I'm a birdplane. says (1:02 AM):
Roffleroffleroffle.

Caligula says (1:02 AM):
and even that can't be put into typing

I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane.. I'm a birdplane. says (1:02 AM):
Rrrrr offle.

Caligula says (1:02 AM):
ooooooooh
i gettit

I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane.. I'm a birdplane. says (1:03 AM):
|D

Caligula says (1:03 AM):
psh. my crumpet harlot dog can kick your rofldogs ass
>D

I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane.. I'm a birdplane. says (1:03 AM):
NEGRO PARDON?

Caligula says (1:03 AM):
YEW HEARD ME D<

I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane.. I'm a birdplane. says (1:04 AM):
AH TAKE EWE OUT THA BACK AND SHOOT EWE.

Caligula says (1:04 AM):
;n; NOT LIKE OL' YELLA

I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane.. I'm a birdplane. says (1:04 AM):
ED ZACHARY like ol' Yella.

Caligula says (1:04 AM):
well...shit
I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane.. I'm a birdplane. says (1:04 AM):
THAT BITCH CAME ONTO MY LAWN AND ATE MY PIDGEONS.

Caligula says (1:04 AM):
makes me cry, that movie does ;n;
NOT THE PIGEONS
;n;
I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane.. I'm a birdplane. says (1:05 AM):
YES. MY MOTHERFUCKING PIGEONS.

Caligula says (1:05 AM):
;nnnnnnnnn; *snugs them to go put them with hers*
my little rats with wings <3 i love them
even if they are messy
and reproduce faster than rabbits

I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane.. I'm a birdplane. says (1:05 AM):
CB They are salmonellariffic.

Caligula says (1:06 AM):
*peers up at the conversation* ....this is why the server should never die XD
I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane.. I'm a birdplane. says (1:06 AM):
XD Server should die more often!

Caligula says (1:06 AM):
*Goes to go put this crackassery up in her DA journal. TO PRESERVE IT FOREVAHS!*

I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane.. I'm a birdplane. says (1:07 AM):
HUZZAH! XDD Just so you know, I have tres more crackassery saaaved.
-digs through archives of whuut-

Okay, the start of this journal is going to have a little moral lesson for when you are at a restaurant and you're interacting with your waitress.

WE HAVE FUCKING FEELINGS TOO.

If any of you are ever mean or rude to your waitresses you should be drop kicked in the face. Many times.


Now if you're wondering what brings this on, some bitch I had to wait on tonight had me literally in tears. Goddamn fucking cunt. And I -never- use the word Cunt. This goddamn fucking bitch deserves the title perfectly.

001. Real name? Taylor
002. Nickname(s)? Runt, Toxeh
003. Zodiac sign? Taurus
004. Male or female? Female o3o
005. Elementary? yup
006. Middle School? yep
007. High School? yes!
008. Hair color? Red and black
009. Long or short? short
010. Loud or Quiet? Loud
011. Sweats or Jeans? Jeans
012. Phone or Camera? camera
013. Health freak? Hell no
014. Drink or Smoke? Drink
016. Eat or Drink? Yes
017. Piercings? Ears
018. Tattoos? Planning

HAVE YOU EVER?
019. Been in an airplane? yes
020. Been in a car accident? yup
021. Been in a fist fight? yup

FIRSTS:
022. First piercing? Ears
023. First best friend? Emz
025. First award? Spelling o_o
026. First crush? Uhm....>>
028. First big vacation? DISNEY o3o

LASTS:
029. Last person you talked to? Heart
030. Last person you texted? Cousins x_____x
031. Last person you watched a movie with? Emz
032. Last food you ate? Beef Stew o3o
033. Last movie you watched? Hunchback of Notre Dam
034. Last song you listened to? Little Piece of Heaven by avenged sevenfold
035. Last thing you bought? uhm D8....
036. Last person you hugged? Vern's mum

FAVES:
037. Food? Chinese
038. Drinks? Mountain Dew
039. Clothing? Tank top and jeans
040. Book? I like to many D8
041. Music? It is mood depending D8
042. Flower? Orange begonia
043. Colors? Blacks, with bright accents
044. Movies? Usually Scifi/fantasy or disney
045. Shoes? Airwalks
046. Subjects? Mature ;3

IN THE PAST YEAR I ... :
047. [x] kissed in the snow
048. [x] celebrated Halloween
049. [x] had your heart broken
050. [ ] went over the minutes on your cell phone
051. [ ] someone questioned your sexual orientation
052. [ ] came out of the closet
053. [ ] gotten pregnant
054. [ ] had an abortion
055. [x] done something you've regretted
056. [x] broke a promise
057. [x] hid a secret
058. [x] pretended to be happy
059. [ ] met someone who changed your life
060. [x] pretended to be sick
061. [ ] left the country
062. [x] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it
063. [x] cried over the silliest thing
064. [ ] ran a mile
065. [ ] went to the beach with your best friend
066. [ ] stay single the whole year

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating? nothing
068. Drinking? Nadda
069. I'm about to? Uh...
070. Listening to? A little piece of heaven
071. Plans for today/tomorrow? draw and eat stew o3o
072. Waiting for? everything

YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want kids? no
074. Want to get married? yes
075. Careers in mind? artist

WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL?
076. Lips or eyes? eyes
077. Shorter or taller? taller
078. Romantic or spontaneous? mmm, i like both
079. Nice stomach or nice arms? stomach
080. Sensitive or loud? sensitive
081. Hookup or relationship? relationship
082. Troublemaker or hesitant? Both are nice at times

HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost glasses/contacts? nope, dont wear glasses nor contacts
084. Ran away from home? Yup
085. Held a gun/knife for self defense? yes
086. Killed somebody? no
087. Broken someone's heart?...I...Don't know
088. Been arrested? nearly
089. Cried when someone died? yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself? not really
091. Miracles? maybe
092. Love at first sight? nope
093. Heaven? no
094. Santa Claus? nope xD
095. Sex on the first date? Maybe
096. Kiss on the first date? same as earlier

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? Im not sure
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? Not really
099. Do you believe in God? kinda
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people and why? eh?

Today has been an absolutely fucking shit ass day. (besides chilling in town with Emz)


Anyone know any good tricks to feeling better? I seriously need it right now.


Everyone else can go fuck themselves

Stolen from... everyone!

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
Taylor
Shortie
Tader tot (call me that and your death will be slow and painful .__.)

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
Biohazzard17
Voodoo
Hushabye

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES
Chatted with Balu
Debated coffee
Sat and tried to post in an rp board.

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
My arts
Where my neck connects to my shoulders (don't ask, i just do)
My Hair

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
My fat
My moodswings
My constant self consciousness

THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
German
Sweedish
Everything else in Europe

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
Spiders
Infections
What people think of me.

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
Jack Skellington beanie
Black tanktop
Red sweatpants that say '...got music?'

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
Internets
Rocking chair
Musics

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
Laptop
Sketchbook
iPod

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE BANDS/SINGERS:
Avenged Sevenfold
Abney Park
Various scores from movies/shows

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
Chocolate
Being at a friends place
Internets (even if it can send me into a tailspin though)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
Scream ~Avenged Sevenfold
Sleep Isabella ~Abney park
Closer ~Nine Inch Nails

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
Getting my tattoo
Applying for college
Loosing weight D8

THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
Actions
My big mouth
NOTHING!...accept for the two above

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
TRUST
Loyalty
Love

THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
Uhm...art
MY SEXILICIOUS BOD?
...yeah no...

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
Eyes
Hair
Neck (I need a neck that I can bury my face into and or bite.)

THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
Loyalty
Telling the difference between being funny and being a dick
The ability to be easy to just be around.

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
Sing (I try though)
Bear physical weight on my arms
Handstands...woe

THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
The top priority of the day being if you were going to be able to play outside or not
Getting away with murder (or close to it)
When money was just pennies, nickles, dimes, and quarters...

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
TRINKETS (seriously I'm such a hoarder I love anything. I'm one of the easiest people to shop for XD)
Anything with a dragon on it
OCTOPUSS STUFFF

THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
Actions of the past
How I was raised
My good wit.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
Drawing
Internets
Listening to musics for hours on end.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
Make coffee
Pet my cat
Find the halloween candy my mom stashed

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
Conceptual artist
Illustrator
Game designer

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
Somewhere warm
With a beach
And cute guys who don't mind my tummy in my bikini

THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
Jack Skellington
The Music Meister
Megatron

THREE BOY’S NAMES:
Damian
Ian
Jack

THREE GIRL'S NAMES:
Isabella
Maximille
Eve

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Become a paid artist for concept work
Make something of my life
Be remembered